"Bah! Humbug!"

He eyed his friend from his throne, rubbed his throbbing knee and grinned. Revenge could be so sweet. Daniel held his green tunic gingerly away from his body by two fingers.

"It's not funny, Jack!"

"Did you hear me laugh?"

"No, but I did hear some very un-Santa like words earlier." Daniel shot back and smirked wolfishly at his friend's answering frown.

"Ho ho ho," Jack mocked with a full-fledged smile.

"Oh, yes yuck it up. You didn't get peed on."

"Would you chance getting coal for Christmas?"

Grinning like idiots at each other they responded together: "No!"