What Fools These Mortals Be Sequence by dinkydow


Part Two: What Fools!

Jack O'Neill was back on his roof in his observatory, looking up at a blue Colorado sky. He didn't think he should be there, and was pretty sure he wouldn't like the reason why he felt that way once he finally figured it out. Still, that sky sure did look nice, might as well take advantage of the break while it lasted.

Looking down at himself, he realized he was wearing a brown flannel shirt and black jeans, the baggy type. He should've been sweating, what with it being so hot and all, but it didn't even hurt his eyes to look at the sun, not like it should've. 'So not a good sign, Jack. Something is definitely rotten in Denmark, and it ain't the herring.' That sun felt good though, warming the skin on his face and neck. He rolled his sleeves halfway up his arms, as he scanned the area.

The sound of someone climbing the ladder to his roof caught his attention. He sniffed, no familiar aroma tickled his nostrils, so figured he'd have to wait until whoever it was made an appearance before deciding if he'd have to shoot them or not. Automatically, he checked the back of his pants for his 9 mil. 'Crap, it wasn't there.'

Moving softly, he crept to the hiding place where he always kept a backup and moved away the floorboard. 'That was empty too! What the . . .?'

A familiar giggle had him whirling in place, ready to attack. He froze in surprise. It was Carter. Or at least it looked like Carter. 'How the hell did she creep up on me that way? You're losing your touch in your old age, Jack.' He inhaled again, his nostrils flaring.

Nope, no way it could be her

Rising from a crouch, he sprang and accomplished . . . nothing, as the blonde female easily sidestepped his attack. He pivoted from his position against the railing to face the trespasser. Automatically, he checked for exit points . . . just in case. His unsuccessful assault had placed him closer to the ladder, which was an advantageous position in his book of strategy.

She giggled again, smiling impishly. "What's the matter, Sir? I didn't scare you, did I?" She rocked back and forth on her heels, arms folded negligently across her ample chest. She was dressed in steel-gray; certainly non-regulation as far as the Air Force was concerned.

"Who the hell are you, and what are you doing on my roof?" Jack growled, low and dangerous.

"Don't you know who I am, Sir?" She giggled again. It sounded so familiar, yet it wasn't, couldn't be, her.

There was no harm in playing her game, maybe he could draw her out, get some intel. "You tell me."

"I'm Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter, Sir. You should know that," she chided.

Jack shook his head. "You may look like her, but you're not her. I should know. So, for the last time, who the hell are you and what are you doing on my roof?"

His voice got louder with every word. Whoever the hell this imposter was, she was beginning to seriously piss him off.

The teasing look fled her face, to be replaced with something harder, more deadly. "You're right, Jack. I'm not her; I'm better than her. I'm Ess." She paused. "Remember now?"

A dizzying montage of images flooded his brain, causing him to reel with the impact. He relived his most recent kidnapping, waking up in the dark, and finding Carter trapped there with him. His face burned with the remembered embarrassment of seeing her gloriously naked, and his discovery of her mole. That memory flowed into the appearance of Fifth, and his bug thingys.

"You're Thing Two, Sam's evil twin!" He grabbed onto the railing to keep himself upright. 'Crap! This is so not a good thing, Jack. Okay, calm yourself down. Got to get a handle on this shit. Get some intel; figure a way out of this fricking mess. Remember, there is always a way out.'

The figure facing him clapped its hands slowly and then laughed when he flashed a look of chagrin. "Very good, Jack. I knew you'd figure it out, if I gave you enough hints. You're getting slow in your old age, you know. Ten years ago, or even five, you would've gotten it sooner. Guess that's one of the disadvantages of mortality, huh. I don't understand what you fools see in it myself."

He straightened, ready to fight back with whatever weapons he had. At the moment he only had his cunning and his wits. "Yeah, well, what the hell would you know about it? You're a bug person, a Replicator. Say, if Fifth and Thing One are called brethren, does that make you a cistern?"

He smirked and knew he'd scored a hit when a look of anger flitted across Its face. Folding his arms across his chest, he leaned nonchalantly with his back against the railing.

He fired another salvo, designed to confuse and hoped it would be effective. "I'm asking you again, what the hell are you doing on my roof?"

A look of impatience fell upon Its face. "We're not on your roof, we're inside your head. Don't you get it? Do I have to spell everything out for you? I thought you were smarter than that."

"Ah! Well you know me; I'm just a dumb flyboy who's blown up one too many snakes. Sort of scrambles the gray matter after a while, if you know what I mean." He tapped the side of his head and smiled innocently.

"Cut the crap, Jack. You can't pull the dumb act on me. I know you, because I AM you."

It took a step toward him, and he tried backing up, but was stopped by the railing that suddenly morphed into a shifting but impenetrable barrier made up of Replicator blocks, almost encasing him in their grasp. He cringed away in reaction, squirming and twisting his body.

Unfortunately, this put him within easy reach of the Bug version of Sam. It smiled in a feral way, baring Its teeth like a snarling leopard, just before it sank its teeth in its prey. Jack shivered in spite of himself.

"You're such a slave to your senses, Jack. There is nowhere you can go to escape me."

Jack took a deep breath, calming himself. His reaction to feeling the wall of bug blocks against his back had been instinctive. If he were to have any chance of surviving, he had to get control of himself, of the situation. And he had to survive. Not for himself, but for her. For Sam.

"Ya know what? I've never been accused of having any sense before." He relaxed the muscles of his face, erasing all emotions. No way he was going to let this THING win. "But then, you'd know that, wouldn't you. Seeing as how you've stolen my memories and all."

"Not just yours Jack. Samantha's too. Would you like to know what you're missing? I could show you. I assure you that I'm anatomically correct in all aspects and fully functional." It smiled and stepped forward, molding Its body against his, lightly tracing one finger along his jaw line.

He wanted to shrink back, but had nowhere to go. 'Were you just propositioned by a bug person, Jack? This THING couldn't be serious, could it? It's just too wacko.'

He grabbed the hand and removed it from his jaw. "So, you're proposing that I just plug myself into your dick drive for a quick download? Umm, I think I'll pass on that one. I don't think our software is compatible, if ya know what I mean."

He stretched his lips in a tight smile, more of a grimace than anything. He tried shifting sideways, to slide away from her touch. As if his actions were a signal, he felt restraints growing around his ankles. It was a creepy feeling and he so wanted to get the heck out of Dodge, but couldn't move a step.

Sam's doppelganger pouted, full lips drawn up into a bow. "You sure? It would be the perfect solution. No pesky regs to stand in the way, no messy touchy-feely crap to put up with afterwards. The ideal one-night stand." Its arms wrapped around him, one hand around the small of his back, the other at his neck.

He struggled; raising his arms to push her away, but discovered he couldn't move them, when the same creepy-crawly restraints grew over his wrists. Desperate now, he twisted and turned, trying to evade Its grasp, but it was too strong.

Inexorably, in a parody of intimacy, It bent his head toward Its parted lips, inviting him in. He spat and hit his target. The spittle ran down Thing Two's cheek, leaving a glistening trail, like slime from a slug.

"Get the fuck away from me, you Techno-bitch!"

It laughed and released his head, sliding both hands sensuously down his body, tugging his shirt out of his pants, and disregarding the buttons, ripped it open. The feel of cold mechanical fingers brushing against the skin of his stomach and chest made him squirm in revulsion, trying to escape the unwanted touch.

As he watched in growing horror, the spit on Its cheek disappeared, absorbed by the tiny bug blocks comprising the Bride of Frankenstein wannabe in front of him.

"This is the closest you'll ever get to knowing what it would be like to make love to her, you know. You had your chance and you blew it. She finally realized what you've known all along. She deserves better than you. That's why she chose Pete."

With effort, he kept his face blank, but inside he was bleeding. His heart shattered, hemorrhaging into his soul. 'Why in hell did that bug thing have to be so damned accurate? Oh yeah, because it has all your memories, Jack. And Sam's too. Of course, there's always the chance that It's messing with your head . . . Especially since this crap is taking place inside your head. Who would've guessed it would be this crowded inside your noggin? But it sure feels real.'

Seemingly female hips ground against his groin, arousing him despite his repugnance. In an effort to distract himself, he bit his lip. Hard. Feeling his arousal, the hips continued their obscene bump and grind and then upped the ante. Jack felt fingers tugging at the zipper of his pants.

"Don't do this," he growled low in his throat, like an animal that's been cornered and has no option but to fight.

It shrugged, withdrew its hands from his body, and then stepped away. Simultaneously, the wall of bug blocks at his back multiplied, slithering over his body, wrapping it in a cocoon until only his face was left free. His body trapped, the only weapon he had left was his mind. At least her assault on his body had ceased, giving him room to breathe and time to think.

"Why are you doing this? Don't you have better things to do with your time? You know, planets to consume, galaxies to dominate?"

In frustration, he tried banging his head, but had been robbed of even that outlet. He'd lost all sensation with his torso, and as for his extremities, their condition was also a mystery.

She stood in front of him, a smirk on her face. "Finally an intelligent question from you. I was beginning to think you were as dumb as you act, Jack."

"You didn't answer my question," he snarled out between clenched teeth. He tried moving the pinkie on his right hand. 'A huge honkin' no-go there. Crap, you can't even feel the damned thing, let alone move it. Jack O'Neill, it's official. You are in deep kimchee!'

"We're doing it because we can."

Her answer took him by surprise, as he was concentrating on regaining any semblance of control over his body.

"What?"

She took a deep breath and spoke slowly, as if to a particularly dense child. "You asked me why we're doing this and I told you. We're doing it because we can. You and Sam are both at our mercy now, and let me assure you, we don't have any. Mercy that is. Not when it comes to dealing with the two people who betrayed us. Lied to us."

"You're doing this because we pissed you off?" Jack's incredulous laugh echoed strangely in the confined space, seemingly bouncing off the machine standing in front of him and then rebounding back to its origin.

'Well, ain't this just peachy, I'm caught in some kind of Sci-Fi soap opera, 'As the Bug Evolves'.'

"Yes."

"So, now that you've got us, what next? Whips, chains? The comfy chair?" He raised an eyebrow in lieu of shrugging his shoulders.

She giggled, a perversion of the genuine article. "We hurt you, just like you did us. Only we don't need such primitive tools to cause pain. Not when we can do this."

He saw the hand reaching for him, and tried to duck away, really he did. But he couldn't, the cocoon encasing him wouldn't budge. The inhuman hand touched his face, cradling his cheek, almost in a caress. Its face was mere inches from his, ice-blue eyes boring into his, but he refused to blink, having no other way to demonstrate his defiance.

The hand moved upward until the fingers touched his forehead. He tensed, sensing what was coming next. Although expected, the sudden invasion jolted his senses.

Images flashed before his eyes. Sam laughing with Pete, making love to him, accepting his ring. Saying yes. He cringed, as he experienced her feelings, her ecstasy, as if he were her. When she climaxed, he did too, riding the wave down the other side. Any part of his heart that was still intact crumbled, turned to dust, blown away on the sighs of might have beens.

The scene abruptly changed, shifting to Sam being tortured by Fifth for a decision he had made. An accusation oozed insidiously through his mind, like slime through a swamp. "It's your fault. You know it and Sam knows it. Sam blames you for what's happening here. She's better off with Pete."

"Unbeknownst to Jack, tears ran down his face, to drip upon the blocks encasing his body as he stared, unseeing. Ess stood back to admire its work, adjusted her clothing, and smiled. Fifth would be pleased. Matching the images forced into his brain with corresponding assaults on his physical body had been a stroke of sheer genius. The combined sensations served to accentuate every aspect of their attack upon his mind and body.

The female automaton gave the order and the little brothers began releasing Jack, each block joining to form larger units, until they skittered away chittering and whining as they withdrew, awaiting further instructions. His body released from their grasp, he crumpled to the floor, unconscious, tears staining his cheeks.

Jack's torn shirt revealed a bare chest, its subtle rise and fall illustrating that he hardly seemed to be breathing, but Ess was not concerned; such things were inconsequential compared to the final goal. As both the shirt and pants had been damaged, Sam's duplicate ordered the little brothers to consume Jack's clothing and manufacture new coverings which would further their aims.

As Ess watched, the small brethren crawled slowly over Jack's unconscious body, consuming his clothing as they went, to include his shoes and socks, leaving him wearing only his stained boxers. Those would remain in order to further their plan of inflicting pain and mental suffering on the one who had given the order to Sam to betray Fifth. The one that was ultimately responsible for hurting them.

Based on shared memories from Fifth, Ess knew Jack would remain oblivious to what was happening for some time to come. There was plenty of time for the little brothers to create new clothing out of the raw materials contained in what he'd worn before.

Ess turned as portion of the cell wall melted and Jay walked through. "Did it go as planned?"

Jay smiled and nodded. "Ya sure yabetcha, snookums. I've set our little brothers the task of eating Sam's clothing and replacing it with ones identical to ours. I think Fifth will be tickled pink when we debrief."

Ess returned the smile with one of its own. "Ya think?"

***

An hour after speaking with General Hammond, Thor and Ernie were meeting with Teal'c, Daniel, Colonel Dixon, and Colonel Reynolds. Ernie was excited. Hammond had sent their best to aid them. He just hoped that it would be enough. Their spaceship, the O'Neill II, had left Earth orbit soon after the passengers and supplies had been transported aboard.

Thor was thorough during his briefing. Contact with the investigating Asgard vessel had revealed that a Replicator vessel had landed on a planet in that sector. From their vantage point in orbit, the cloaked Asgard vessel had surveyed the surface and found it to be void of any life. Instead, it teemed with Replicators. Weather on this desolate world was unfavorable, consisting of high winds and monster storms that made transporting any landing party to the surface hazardous, if not impossible.

For reasons known only to them, the Replicators appeared to be confined to the one planet, eschewing contact with other worlds in the star system. Ernie hadn't figured out the reasons for it yet, and had decided it really didn't matter in the long run. Not when there were more important things to ponder, and worry about.

The number one item on his list right now was the safety of Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter. Everything else, including his study of the use of contractions in human communication, had been put on the back burner. Of course, that did not mean that he couldn't try them out for size if the opportunity permitted. 'Did not or didn't? Which would be more effective?' the little gray alien mused. 'What I would give right now for Jack O'Neill to tell me which one would be better.'

As requested, Ernie sat observing the humans. Teal'c appeared stoic and calm as usual, although his jaw could be observed tensing and clenching under his ebony skin. Clearly, he was displeased with the disappearance of his friends. Ernie found the Jaffa's thatch of black hair distracting, and had to drag his attention away from it repeatedly. It just seemed wrong on so many levels.

When he realized he had made a pun, Ernie was inordinately proud of himself. According to Jack O'Neill, this was one of the higher forms of humor on his world, and the alien resolved he would have to tell him about it when he saw him again.

With an effort, Ernie tabled that thought for later and resumed his duties of observing the humans. Daniel Jackson was a mystery to him. He'd only come into contact with him recently, but had studied Thor's extensive reports of his earliest contacts with these humans. According to his Asgard friend, Daniel had spent some time as one of the 'Ascended', but then had reappeared a year later, seemingly alive and human once again.

Previous attempts on his part to interview Daniel Jackson and learn of his experiences while ascended had been fruitless. The human had been extremely reticent when it came to discussing this period of his life, claiming not to remember. Ernie didn't buy his excuse and was determined to extract the information out of Daniel with whatever means he could. Short of harming him, that is.

He had learned from experience how humans prized their privacy while dealing with Jack O'Neill. The fact that Jack O'Neill would personally hunt him down and hurt him severely if he did anything to harm his human friend might have had something to do with it too.

Ernie knew little about the other two humans, other than the fact that Dixon had a large family that he doted on. Since the Asgard used cloning to reproduce, the idea of children in and of itself was intriguing. At any other time, he would have been tempted to lure Dixon away from the area so that he might grill him about fatherhood. But, now was not the time. Too much was at stake. Ernie compromised by promising himself that he would speak to the human later, after their friends were safe.

Mentally, he added one more thing to his list of 'Things to do after Jack O'Neill is rescued'. The list was growing larger by the minute. 'Soon I'll have a whole shitload of things to do. I can't wait to tell Jack O'Neill about my list. Wait a minute, I just used another contraction! Sweet.'

Ernie dragged his attention back to his current task of observing the interactions between the humans and restrained himself from bouncing in his chair. 'Concentrate on the humans, Ernie. Do your job or Thor will ream your little gray ass!'

Judging by the looks of concentration and determination on their faces, Reynolds and Dixon were equally resolute in rescuing their colleagues, Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter. Both had a looks of grim determination on their faces. 'Face it, Ernie. They're all worried sick about Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter too. So just do your job so we can haul their sorry asses back home.'

Thor's voice broke into Ernie's introspections. "Our vessel will exit hyperspace in a short time. Once in position above the planet currently occupied by the Replicators, the weapon which Jack O'Neill created will be deployed against them."

"What about Jack and Sam? Do we know for certain that they're down there on that planet?" Daniel raised eyebrows in query. Ernie flashed a quick glance at Thor. Yes, the Supreme Commander had caught the non-verbal communication also and realized it added a degree of emphasis to Daniel's question.

"Although the Replicator vessel appears to be shielded, our tracking device indicates that Jack O'Neill is aboard and alive. In addition, the Asgard vessel already at the scene confirms that two human life signs have been detected on the planet surface."

"Are the Replicators aware of the presence of the Asgard vessel, Thor?" Teal'c asked with a direct gaze.

"We do not believe so. Our Asgard vessel remains cloaked and the Replicators have done nothing to indicate that they have detected it. In the past, this enemy has always reacted to such a threat by attacking it."

"Perhaps the Replicators have changed their tactics with the ascension of Fifth to the leadership position." Teal'c raised one eyebrow.

Through Ernie's association with this Jaffa, he had learned that Teal'c had elevated the art of non-verbal communication to a fine art. According to his friend, Jack O'Neill, the raised eyebrow meant that the Jaffa was either laughing hilariously or scolding an inept pupil who'd just made an exceptionally dangerous assumption. Given the context, Ernie had the feeling that the second interpretation was the likely winner.

Evidently the other humans sitting around the table were of the same opinion, as Daniel snorted and Colonel Dixon suddenly appeared to find the tabletop extremely interesting. Colonel Reynolds was grinning outright. Ernie turned to look at his fellow Asgard, Thor. Did he realize what was being said without words? Thor answered Ernie's own unspoken question with a slight nod.

"You wish to contribute your thoughts to our planning session?" asked Thor point-blank.

"Indeed." Teal'c inclined his head. "Should not our strategy include the probability that the Replicators know of our presence and have their own agenda?"

Thor tilted his head. "Your suggestion has merit, Teal'c."

Ernie couldn't restrain his bounces any longer. 'Whoo hoo! Hang on people, the cavalry is a comin'over the hill!'

***

When Jack came to, his eyes snapped open, then immediately closed again as the glare from the too-bright lights speared into his brain. He rolled over onto his side, clutching his head with both hands. His actions didn't relieve the agony he was feeling. It felt like someone had taken an ice cream scoop to his brain, scraping out his gray matter, leaving his skull hollow. Only to dump the gray matter back inside again with no regard as to where anything went. 'Oy! I've had hangovers before, but this beats them all. And this time I didn't even get to enjoy myself. Thanks to that THING wanting to do the nasty with me.'

Just thinking about it made his skin crawl. He caught a whiff of the air and cursed inwardly. It smelled like sex. Had he? Moving his thighs, he realized he was stuck to his boxers. Crap . . . he had. He shuddered.

Cautiously, he cracked open one eye to take stock of his surroundings. When it didn't make the pain inside his head any worse, he opened the other one. He could see nothing but Replicator blocks making up the floor of his cell. Or at least, that's where he thought he was now. Of course, considering the way those bugs could mess with your head, determining just what really was real, well that was another matter entirely.

Still, there was no sense in putting off the inevitable, he supposed. That decision made, keeping one hand firmly wrapped around his aching head, he used the other one to push himself up into a sitting position.

When he looked around, initially all he saw were metallic-gray walls, ceiling and floor. When he looked more closely, he realized he could see a Carter curled up in the corner. Despite the fact that she was dressed differently, he knew this one was the genuine article. Mixed with his scent, was Sam's.

Taking the time to look at himself, he realized his original clothes were gone too. They'd been replaced at some point by the bugs, he supposed. 'Don't go there Jack. You don't even want to think it. Crap, the thought of those THINGS stripping me down to my underwear gives me the creeps.'

Jack shivered, drew his knees up and wrapped both arms around them. 'I don't know which would be worse, having the bugs take off all my clothes except my skivvies or those THINGS, be it the Techno-bitch or Techno-Me . . . touching me.'

The clothing he'd been given felt weird against his skin and he couldn't help but wonder if it were a real fabric or made up of teeny-tiny Replicators. That thought was bizarre in and of itself.

For a moment, he considered taking them off. However, since the bugs had taken his other clothes, he was left with the choice of stripping down to his boxers or keeping them on. Considering that Sam was in the same cell as he was, he decided he'd rather keep the bug-clothes rather than sit around in his whoofy underwear while Sam was around. He settled for sticking his hands in his pants so he could check on the status of his family jewels. They seemed to be in good shape. Just a little used and abused, nothing that a little disinfectant couldn't cure. He shivered again.

He resisted going over to wake up Sam, figuring she probably needed the recovery time. After all, it wasn't as if there was a whole heck of a lot to do right now. A deeper part of him knew his real reasons for postponing his meeting with her though, and he reddened with the shame of it.

Smell is one of the most powerful senses, and he recognized that if he had memorized her scent, she knew his too. Trouble was, that hers wasn't the only aroma bouncing around their cell. The other one, even more powerful, was evidence of what had happened in his encounter with Sam's evil twin.

He gasped, scrubbed his hand through his short gray hair, and searched his memories frantically. 'Did it? Did we? God, I hope not! But when it comes to those perverted bug people, you can never tell. Crap! What I would do for a shower right now. Not to mention some disinfectant, and maybe a scrub brush to scour away the feel of its touch against my skin.'

Unfolding his long frame, he realized he couldn't just sit around, he felt way too jumpy for that. In deference to his still pounding head, he slowly rose to his feet. When this movement didn't make him puke up his toenails, he marked it as down as a victory of sorts.

He began pacing, back and forth across his side of the cell, his hands automatically searching for the pants pockets. When there weren't any, it only served to heighten his level of frustration and anger. 'Damned bugs can't even get the pants right.'

As he walked, he mentally stuffed the most recent events into that box inside his head, the one that he kept for just such occasions. Then, he wrapped the box in a roll of duct tape for good measure. True, one of these days, that box was bound to explode even with the duct tape countermeasures, but until then . . .

***

Fifth was indeed pleased with the progress of his two proteges, Jay and Ess. While the three of them remained merged, one with each other, he communicated his latest findings to them. A cloaked Asgard vessel had been detected in orbit around their planet. This was not unexpected and only served to reinforce the necessity that they move on to the next stage of their plans for their human prisoners.

In the meantime, the brethren were ordered to begin the agreed upon evacuation sequence. Many had been lost when the Asgard had attacked previously. This destruction could not be allowed to happen again.

From communication with his fellows comprising the blocks of their cell, Fifth knew that Jack O'Neill had regained consciousness and that the exchange of clothing had been discovered. Soon, Samantha Carter would also open her eyes. When that occurred, the next phase of their plan could be put into effect.

In the meantime, the migration to safety began.

***

Samantha Carter was awakened by the smell of sex and the sound of pacing footsteps.

She heard a groan, and realized it had originated with her. Whoever was pacing had evidently heard her, as the rhythm of the steps stopped, to be replaced the sound of someone approaching.

Underneath the musky smell she could detect another scent. One that was readily identifiable to her. "Sir?"

She felt a hesitant touch on her shoulder that could only belong to one man, her Jack.

"Carter, you all right?"

She groaned again and cautiously slitted open one eye and immediately regretted it. "Holy Hannah, my head!"

"Take it easy. The headache seems to be one of the many side effects of having a bug person stick its hand inside your head. Go figure."

Her mind kicked into full gear at the mention of their encounter with Fifth and the evil bug twins and horrific memories flooded her mind. The approach of Jay's hand, the pain when it penetrated her forehead, followed by the shared memories of Jack's torture at the hands of Ba'al. She'd felt him die trapped against the spider web, and had died with him. The pain from the acid had been inconsequential though compared to the news that Jack had held her responsible for it because she'd urged him to accept the Tok'ra symbiote when he'd been dying.

Those memories and the fact that Jack's voice sounded . . . off somehow gave her the resolve to open both eyes and push into an upright position. Jack was dressed in the same clothes that the bug people had worn. She gasped when she looked down and realized she was dressed the same. For a moment, she considered the possibility that the man in the cell with her wasn't her Jack and then immediately rejected it. She'd know his scent anywhere.

Jack was standing back from her with little emotion showing on his face. That wasn't right either, any other time and he'd have been right there by her side, wanting to help. 'Does he still blame me for Ba'al? Surely he's gotten over that by now. Has realized that I only wanted him to survive. That I would've given my life for him if it would've prevented his capture and torture by that monster. No harm in finding out, though.'

Mentally preparing herself for his rejection, she mulled over her next words. "What's wrong, Sir?" Her suspicions that he was hiding something were confirmed when he jumped.

"You mean besides the fact that we've been kidnapped by bug people?" He quirked one eyebrow.

"You know that's not what I mean. You just seem jumpy, that's all." She tried scooting closer to him, and was worried when he cringed back from her. "Cut the bull, Sir. What's wrong? Is it something I did?" 'There, the question is out in the open. Let's see what he does with it.'

"Huh?"

His reaction seemed genuine, as if he really didn't know what she was talking about. So, if it wasn't something she'd done, then that left the Replicators. Ooh, this could get ugly. She sighed in frustration and was reminded of the first scent she'd discovered upon her awakening. Sex.

"Sir? What happened while I was unconscious?" He flinched again, as if he'd been struck, and looked away.

"What do you mean?"

"Come on, don't beat around the bush. What happened when Thing Two stuck its hand inside your head?"

"Oh, that. You go first."

"No, I think you should go first, Sir. You've been acting pretty weird ever since I came to." She watched as his eyes grew dark. "Any other time you would've been over here helping me out. Now you act like you can't stand the sight of me. So, what's going on?"

"Nothin' much. Only what usually happens when a bug bitch lets Its fingers do the walking through your brain cells." He shrugged. "Nail-in-the-head headache and the strong urge to beat the crap out of whoever had the idea that robots were cool. You know what I mean."

"No, I don't know, Sir. So why won't you tell me?"

"Drop it, Carter." He scrubbed his face with his hands and then turned away from her.

She got to her feet and walked up behind him. When she put a tentative hand on his shoulder, he jumped, as if he hadn't heard her approach.

"Sir?"

He whirled around and grabbed both her hands in his. Seeing his eyes widen, she cocked her head sideways in question. He answered by pointing over her shoulder with his chin. His gesture needed no explanation as she heard the sound of Replicators whining and chirping.

He loosened his grip and she turned to face what she knew was coming. Sure enough, the cell walls melted allowing three figures to enter the room with them. Once they'd passed, the walls knitted themselves back together again.

Jack and Sam backed slowly away from them, but were stopped by a wall that suddenly sprang into being against their backs. Jack reacted by cringing again, as if contact with the wall had shocked him.

Fifth and his evil twins all wore smiles, and Sam felt Jack shiver beside her. Then he stepped in front of her, seemingly all business.

"What do you want this time?"

Ess stepped forward with an awful smirk on her face. One that Sam never hoped she'd use on her own.

"We'd like to have some more fun, Jack. You should know by now that I don't believe in one-night stands." She shared a grin with Jay and Ess and then wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.

"What the hell are you talking about?" exploded Sam. Jack had turned beet-red and looked like he wanted to kill someone.

"You mean he hasn't told you? Jack, I'm surprised. You've never been shy before." Ess swaggered seductively toward Jack, who tried to back warily away from her. When the wall at his back stopped him, he slid sideways around Sam in an effort to escape the clutches of her evil twin.

"Yeah, well, it's something I've been trying to forget. So if you don't mind, just bug off, Bug." He barked.

"Jeez, Jack. I'm crushed. You go for a romp in the sack and don't invite me?" Jay smirked and advanced toward the human couple.

Sam couldn't believe what she was hearing. 'Do they mean what I think they mean? You mean Jack and that Thing did the horizontal tango? Holy Hannah! There is no way in hell that he would've done something like that voluntarily. Not my Jack. Then that means . . . My god, that Thing raped him! No wonder he's been acting the way he has.'

"Oh God, Jack. I'm so sorry," she blurted. Jack winced.

"Hey, it's not what you think, Carter," he mumbled unconvincingly. They were interrupted by laughter, which awakened them to the fact that Jay and Ess had come within arms reach of them.

Jack grabbed Sam by the shoulders and guided her around until she stood in back of him.

Jay folded his arms and smirked. "Whatcha doin', Jack? Don't you want to let Carter in on the fun too?"

Sam gasped and paled. 'This cannot be happening, this cannot be happening, there is no way in hell this can be happening!'

"Stay the hell away from me, you bastard!" Sam growled.

"I think the lady just told you to take a hike. We're so not into kinky menage a trois a la, bug so, amscray, get lost, and bug off, you Techno-bastard." Jack stood toe-to-toe with his mechanical double and stared it in the eye. Sam watched in disbelief and awe.

"Jack?"

Distracted, he turned his head and it was then that the attack came. Sam watched as Jay drove his fingers into Jack's forehead. Her scream mingled with his as Jack collapsed to the floor at her feet. That left her standing, watching in shock as his face contorted in pain. He whimpered.

Sam turned to Fifth. "Don't do this. You're hurting him. Why don't you just stop? You have me, let him go. I'll go with you if you let him go." Tears ran down her cheeks.

Fifth shook its head with the finality of a hangman at the gallows. "No deal, Samantha Carter. We already have you, so why should we let either of you go? This is far too much fun to stop it now. Don't you think?" Fifth nodded and Ess stepped forward.

A familiar giggle alerted Sam to the forgotten threat. Her eyes snapped from Fifth toward the sound. Ess stepped around the body on the floor and repeated her giggle.

"Holy Hannah, Sam. You thought playing around with a generator was fun, wait till you try this." The voice was hers, but it wasn't. It lacked the subtle undertones that could not be duplicated by a mere machine.

"Now it's your turn, Sam." Ess reached for her and she screamed when she felt its touch. Ess maintained contact with her victim as Sam fell to the floor in a boneless heap.

Jay straightened and stepped back, a satisfied smirk on his face. "That went well, don't cha think?"

Fifth turned to his two students. "The Asgard are in position. We must evacuate now," As he watched, the floor of the cell around the two humans melted away, the individual parts joining into larger ones until they skittered away, leaving Jack and Sam lying on the bare ground. The brethren whined and chirped between themselves as they marched in an otherworldly parody of The March of the Tin Soldiers onto the waiting vessel. With a last look at their human captives, Fifth, Jay, and Ess turned and walked up the ramp.

As the hatch of the Replicator ship closed, Jack and Sam were left lying unconscious on the barren soil of the planet. The legs of the spider-shaped vessel retracted as it lifted into the sky, leaving them behind.

Strong winds buffeted the two human bodies and dust devils swirled around them, slowly covering them with a thin layer of sterile dust as the Replicator ship made the jump into hyperspace. The only sound was the screaming of the oncoming storm.


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Title: "What Fools!" Part 2 of the "What Fools These Mortals Be Sequence"
Author: dinkydow
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Sequel to "What?" Romance, action/adventure, angst, hurt/comfort
Rating: R
Season: Season 8
Spoilers: Small ones for "Abyss", "New Order", "Affinity"
Warnings: Violence and suggestive language. This chapter deals with the subject of rape and how it affects its victims.
Summary: Fifth still wants revenge.
Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own any of them. Couldn't afford to if I did and don't have a mountain to hide them in. Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Productions do. I wrote this for entertainment and won't be making any money for it, so please don't sue. But, if you guys want any help with scripts, or Jack, just give me a holler.
Author's Notes: Here's another Dinkyfic. It would also help if you read my previous "Ricochet" Series and the prequel to this series, "What Fools These Mortals Be". Many thanks to Jolene, Linda, and Alice for keeping me focused and being my betas for this one. Words in italics are the person's thoughts. You may have noticed that I went so far as to label this as a "romance". Please, don't tell my Mom, as she would probably die laughing.