What Fools These Mortals Be Sequence by dinkydow


Part Three: What Fools These...

Ernie heaved a sigh of relief as the O'Neill II burst out of hyperspace and arrived at their destination. He was standing on the bridge, along with Teal'c, Daniel Jackson, Colonel Dixon and Colonel Reynolds. Thor was in his command chair as befitted his rank as Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet. All eyes were glued to the view screen.

"Reports continue to confirm a lack of response from the Replicator vessel on the surface and the two human life signs continue to remain stable." Thor continued to monitor the incoming stream of data that appeared on his console.

Ernie watched Thor's face, knowing that any change would induce a response. 'Just hang in there a little bit longer, buddy. We're almost there!'

Thor had already briefed them on the meanings of the various indicators on the view screen, so Ernie knew that the Replicator spaceship still remained on the planet surface. When Thor's eyes widened, Ernie knew something was up.

The blip belonging to the Replicator vessel suddenly glowed a bright red. Four pairs of human eyes and one pair of Asgard turned as one to look in question at the Asgard with all the answers. Ernie could only hope the change in the status didn't mean what he thought it meant.

"Thor? It's changed color. Red . . . that's a bad thing, right?" Daniel raised both eyebrows, causing his forehead to furrow.

"According to our monitors, the Replicator vessel appears to be leaving the planet surface and is preparing to enter hyperspace."

"Then my suspicions were correct in that the Replicators have been aware of the Asgard presence from the beginning. I surmise that it is the arrival of the O'Neill II which has precipitated their hasty departure as this vessel possesses the means to destroy them." Teal'c delivered his observations with no hint of censure or anger. It was merely a statement of fact.

"Do something, Thor. Anything. Can't you push a button to blow them away?" Ernie was bouncing with agitation. As they watched in horror, the red blip disappeared from the screen.

"I cannot, for they have already entered hyperspace. Their technology enables them to enter it in much closer proximity to the planet's surface than do ours. Once there, our instruments are unable to detect their whereabouts. I am sorry." Thor bowed his head, blinking furiously.

Ernie stopped bouncing and looked once more at the view screen. What he saw there gave him some hope. "If the Replicator vessel is gone, why are the life signs of Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter still registering as still being on the planet? Wouldn't they disappear too if the bugs had taken them with them?"

Thor nodded. "You are correct, Eir. Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter remain on the planet's surface and their life signs remain relatively stable."

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's beam their sorry asses onboard our ship!" Ernie was bouncing again with a mixture of excitement and frustration.

"Shouldn't we beam down and check them out first?" Daniel's head swiveled between the view screen and Thor.

"Surface conditions continue to preclude that option, Daniel Jackson." Thor turned to Ernie. "I have established a transporter lock on their positions. Once you have indicated that your facility is readied for their arrival, I will commence the transportation sequence."

"Beam me over, Scotty." Ernie looked at Thor. Thor looked back at him. Ernie blinked. "I mean, beam me over to the Infirmary and I'll get everything ready for our guests." Thor nodded and moved a shell on his console.

Ernie disappeared in a white flash of light. He rematerialized in the middle of his own kingdom, the medical facility onboard the O'Neill II. He headed for the far end where the human medical pods were stored. It wouldn't take him long to ready them, as he had already done the preliminary preparations.

Once he'd positioned two of the pods near his medical console, he began entering past medical data of the two expected patients in each one. He had little data on Samantha Carter, as she had not been one of his patients in the past, so he settled for entering the basic medical parameters for humans in her pod.

The amount of medical data on his other patient, Jack O'Neill was staggering. Although, considering the number of times he'd helped this particular human recover from one thing or another, Ernie supposed it really wasn't surprising.

Thor's face appeared on the console. "Surface conditions are deteriorating rapidly. Are you ready to transport?"

Ernie entered the last bit of data. "Ready and waiting. I can transport them directly to the medical pods from my position." Thor's image nodded and Ernie manipulated the stones on his console.

The sound of humming filled the room as two lights appeared in the waiting pods. When the lights disappeared, he could see a body had appeared in each one. Ernie keyed the communicator. "Transport was successful. Will provide details later."

He didn't wait for a response, knowing the others onboard would understand that his current priorities were with his new patients. He checked the heart rates of each. Both appeared to be low, but not significantly so.

After checking the life sign monitors of each, he trotted over to view each one face to face. The open pods were positioned side by side and each occupant appeared to be covered in dust, making initial observations difficult. Even though their facial features were obscured, Ernie could discern the identity of the humans resting in his pods.

He bent down over Jack O'Neill's face, studying it professionally. When no gaping wounds were immediately apparent, he shifted his gaze to the torso. Puzzled, he used one finger to rub away the dust from the strange apparel. It didn't look like the usual uniform favored by his friend. Steel-gray was revealed through the streak traced by his digit.

An ugly suspicion formed in his mind, one that he had to answer immediately, one way or another. He brushed away more dirt from the clothing. When a domino-like block design was revealed, he knew his suspicion was right on the money. He pivoted and brushed dust away from a portion of Samantha Carter's clothing. A similar pattern was revealed.

"Crap!" Ernie keyed the lids shut on each of the pods and then ran toward his medical console. Once there, he moved several shells. The result was immediate when twin shifts of white light engulfed the two pods. When the lights had gone, so had the pods.

'So far so good, Ernie. Looks like you caught it in time. The last thing this place needs is for some bugs to come crawling all over the place. And if I'm not mistaken, the clothing worn by our two friends were given to them courtesy of the bugs. Placing them both in the isolation chamber should curtail any bug problems for now.'

He checked his monitors. Both pods had arrived safely and the lids remained closed. However, the heart rate and respirations of the two inhabitants of the pods had decreased. That shouldn't be happening. He keyed several more pads on the console, searching for answers. The monitors continued to show decreasing life signs. Their blood pressure was dropping as heartbeats became more irregular.

'What the hell is going on with you guys? You are safe now. Don't you know that? Don't you dare go belly-up on me now, Jack O'Neill. I'm using contractions now. Do you hear me? We have a whole shitload of things to discuss, so you have got to make it.'

The readings on the monitors seemed oblivious to his entreaties and continued to plummet downwards. Alarms on both pods began shrieking as the readings on the humans dipped dangerously low. Both bodies began to convulse, their movements thumping against the sides of the pods. A discordant knocking sound filled the room as the noise was faithfully transmitted through microphones in the chamber.

In desperation, he keyed the pad that opened the pods. Ernie knew that if the symptoms worsened, he would require immediate access to both bodies in order to revive them.

Once both lids had retracted he picked up a shell in preparation for transporting himself into the isolation chamber containing the two humans. He paused to check the monitors just one more time, to his surprise heart rate and respirations were climbing and the convulsions had stopped. The alarms had stopped their strident warnings of approaching death. As he continued to watch in puzzlement, the readings leveled out at a normal level.

***

Samantha Carter floated in a white void, with no idea of how she'd gotten there. In an attempt to orient herself, she tried looking down at her body, only to discover that she had none. 'Okay, this is weird. Don't panic, Sam. Get hold of yourself.'

Her mental chuckle rippled through her consciousness. 'On second thought, cancel that last thought. Kind of hard to get hold of yourself when there's nothing to grab hold of.'

She instructed herself to turn around, to survey the void for any possible signs or landmarks she could distinguish. There was nothing but more featureless white nothingness.

Strangely enough, she didn't feel that she was alone here though. Wherever here was. Peering more intently, she felt a familiar presence with her. Jack. She reached out, and seemed to be on the verge of touching him, when his presence disappeared.

She felt puzzled, and the feeling grew into panic. Gasping for air, her chest felt heavy, like an elephant perched on it. Her lungs labored to bring enough air into their passages. She couldn't breathe.

Fighting for her life, she managed to gasp one word. "Jack!"

She was wrenched out of the void, but it still didn't seem real. From appearances, she floated in the air, near the ceiling of a room she recognized as belonging to the O'Neill II. From past experience, it looked like she was in one of the isolation rooms of the ship Infirmary. Ernie's domain.

Looking down, she could discern two enclosed medical pods with translucent lids. Without knowing exactly how she knew, she recognized the occupants of the closed pods as being herself and Jack. Taking more notice of her surroundings, she could make out flashing lights on the consoles and alarms blaring their warning of trouble.

She directed her attention to the pod in which her Jack rested. As if her gaze were a command, she floated directly above the lid. Peering more closely, she could see his body convulse. His face had a gray pallor about it and his lips were turning blue as he struggled to bring air into oxygen-starved lungs.

Jack was dying and she knew it. The fact of his impending death hit her in the solar plexus like a blow to her heart. The same gut punch she'd experienced when she'd seen him hit in the chest by that staff weapon, leaving her feeling sick to her stomach, filled with dread. She'd thought she'd lost him for good then, that he was dead, with no sarcophagus or symbiote waiting handily in the wings to revive him. That exact same feeling of overwhelming fear and helplessness gripped her now. She reached out to touch his face, but a barrier of some sort kept her from him.

"Don't leave me, Jack. You can't leave! How can I live with you gone, Jack?"

A part of her knew that she was dying too. Her body convulsed much the same as his. Somehow, it didn't seem to matter. She'd had a rich and full life, she wouldn't mind leaving the tangled mess she's made of hers behind.

'After all, I've always been the type that was more comfortable around machines and technology than people. Why else do I spend all my time in my lab? And as for my relationships with men, I wasn't kidding when I called myself the black widow of the SGC. Every guy who's ever shown an interest in me ended up dead. Except for Jack. And Pete. But Pete isn't here now and Jack is, as usual.'

'Maybe that's God's way of telling me that Jack's the only one for me. If I wasn't so damned analytical, I might be able to believe in someone or something that ran the universe. Yeah, like that's gonna happen any time soon. Here you are, Sam, on the verge of dying and you're still analyzing everything, still doubting.'

She looked down at her Jack, the man who was her safe bet, the one that promised he would always be there for her. Even if his promise had been only a figment of her imagination, she knew it was true.

His life was much more important than hers. Only one thing mattered to her. Jack was dying. That was so wrong. It just couldn't, mustn't happen. Metaphysical tears ran down nonexistent cheeks.

She screamed. "Take me instead!" Her lungs starving for air, she watched reproachfully as blackness approached her, as if daring Death to take her Jack. 'You'll take him over my dead body!"

Inexplicably, Sam snapped back into the featureless void and knew she was breathing freely again, without constraint. More important, Jack was here with her. She couldn't see him, but he was here somehow, nonetheless. She could go on living now.

***

"What the hell is going on here, campers? You want the lid open? Is that what you are trying to tell me?" His long gray fingers danced over the pads of his medical console, instructing the pod to perform several examinations in the hopes that the mystery could be answered.

"First things first, though. Let's take care of those bug clothes for you." A stone was moved, and the open pods reappeared in the room with Ernie. The change was readily apparent viewed from Ernie's position standing behind his console.

Both humans were naked, their skins showing a pale contrast with the dusty skin of their face, hands, and feet. Stepping up to the pod containing Jack O'Neill, Ernie bent over him, searching for any observable abnormalities, and found none. To all appearances, his friend appeared to be relaxed and sleeping, belying the fact that he'd been near death only a few seconds before. Not mislead, he peered at the console of the pod and pushed several buttons.

Resisting the automatic impulse to close the lid, he turned to view Samantha Carter. Initial visual observation also revealed no anomalies. Her face appeared relaxed. He shook his head and pushed the same buttons on her pod control panel. Tests would be run until he solved the mystery, Ernie was certain there had to be a reason to explain the extreme reaction to the pod lids being closed. Since Fifth and his band of bugs were involved, it could be anything.

A beeping sound alerted Ernie to the fact that an abnormality had been found with the test results of Jack O'Neill. A noise corresponding to the sound emanating from Jack O'Neill's console clamored for the Asgard Doctor's attention. Samantha Carter's test results were ready too.

With a last glance at his two patients, he trotted over to his master control panel. After keying in several commands, he was able to view the results of both exams. The findings were identical. According to his instruments, both patients had unknown objects placed in their brains, attached to the medulla, control center for autonomic functions such as heart rate and respirations. Both objects appeared to be emitting a low-frequency radio signal.

One of Ernie's long fingers pushed a pad to increase the magnification of the affected areas. It showed the object was composed of strands of an unknown fiber intricately interwoven into the brain stem of each human. Peering more closely, he realized the reason for the unexplained convulsions and near cardiac arrest and respiratory failure of his two patients.

Entering instructions with caution, he attempted to dampen the radio signal originating from Jack O'Neill's brain. The effects on both patients were almost immediate. Heart and respiratory rates began dropping. Glancing over to the two pods, he saw both relaxed bodies tense simultaneously, a certain predictor of another seizure.

His fingers tapping out commands, he canceled the dampening field, taking note that the heart and respiratory rates stopped their downward slide and stabilized. Ernie's fingers tapped the surface of the console impatiently. "What am I going to do with you two? I can't leave those bug things inside your heads, but I have the feeling that if I try to take them out, it'll kill both of your asses. So, tell me, Jack O'Neill. What the hell am I supposed to do now?"

The human male that Ernie addressed his questions to, remained unmoving and oblivious to the Asgard Doctor's distress. Both Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter were still unconscious and showed no indication that status might change in the near future.

His communicator chose that moment to come to life as Thor's face appeared on the tiny view screen. "The transport was successful?"

"Yes." Ernie bobbed his head slightly as he continued to divide his attention between the life sign monitors and Thor's face on his console. When he realized that Thor was waiting for more, he sighed.

"Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter were both beamed to my facility without incident. However, there appears to be a slight problem."

"A problem?" Thor encouraged.

"Make that a huge honkin' problem. They both almost kicked the bucket a few minutes ago and I just figured out why." Ernie continued to eye the monitors. They showed no change.

Thor's eyes blinked as if startled. "They almost died? Why?"

"My instruments have detected a foreign mass inside their brains that is emitting a low frequency radio signal. When interrupted, their bodies convulse and their heart rate and respirations go downhill in a hurry. This occurred when I closed the lids of both pods in order to begin their medical treatment."

"I see." Thor blinked large obsidian-black eyes. "Have either of the humans regained consciousness?'

"Nope."

"Can the masses be surgically removed?"

"Their placement makes that doubtful and dangerous, although I would need to perform more tests to know for sure." Ernie's eyes flickered to the unmoving human forms lying in the open pods. "I will need more equipment, that is for damned sure."

"Such as?"

"A new specialized medical pod for starters. It would have to be large enough to accommodate both Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter simultaneously. Once I have that in place, I can begin their medical treatment, but until then, my hands are tied." Ernie shrugged.

"That could prove . . . interesting. If this specialized pod is needed, one shall be constructed immediately."

"Now you're cooking with gas, Thor. I'll be able to give you a more thorough report once I get Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter tucked in."

"Excellent. I will expect you to contact me when you have additional information. We will meet in the Briefing Room at that time. Our other human passengers are anxious to learn more about the welfare of their friends."

"They've been bugging the crap out of you?" Ernie knew he should have kept his mouth shut, but couldn't resist the little jab at his Asgard friend. Plus, it gave him an excuse to use another contraction.

"Yes." Thor nodded and then ended the communication.

'Yep, those humans have been bugging the hell out of Thor. I can just imagine it now. Daniel Jackson talking him to death and Teal'c looming over the Supreme Commander like an avalanche about to bury his little gray ass, demanding that they be able to see their friends. Immediately. If not sooner. From past experience, I am certain that I wouldn't want to be in Thor's shoes for all the tea in China.'

The sudden vision of the 'Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet wearing Jack O'Neill's black boots proved to be extremely distracting.

With a mental shake, Ernie turned his thoughts back to the construction blueprint of the new medical pod. He moved several shells around, reviewing various options until he was satisfied that the plan would meet all his patient's needs.

He moved the necessary shells and watched with a critical eye as the new pod was built. With a flash of light, it materialized in his Infirmary near the individual pods that were already occupied.

Ernie hurried over to give the new medial pod the final once over. Although he trusted the expertise of Asgard technology, he had learned that it never hurt to kick the tires before taking any new equipment out for a spin.

Ernie ran his long gray fingers expertly along the smooth burnished surface of the pod. It was different, but that was the whole point of its construction. Easily triple the width of the usual medical pods; its interior was equipped with a silver-colored pad with twin headrests. Both ends of the interior contained leads that housed various medical instruments that could be attached to the human anatomy to monitor life signs and perform other necessary functions. A medical control console was on the side of the bronze body of the pod.

Satisfied, Ernie made the final preparations before it could house the two humans. Lights on the console before him flickered to life as a humming sound originated from the pod's interior. It was ready.

Ernie jogged back to his master console and moved the appropriate stones. Twin lights surrounded the individual medical pods. Then the lights bathed the larger pod and disappeared; that done, Ernie left his medical console and scampered over to the new pod to view the results.

Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter were situated side by side in the single pod. They were both wearing nothing but the dust from that planet and their birthday suits. Ernie knew from experience that this situation would not make his patient's happy campers, but could see no other way to commence their treatment. With care, he ensured that the necessary medical instruments were attached to the humans, deft fingers attaching leads and tubes where needed.

Other than the slow rise and fall of their chests, the humans weren't moving, showing no sign that they were aware of what was going on around them.

'Don't complain, Ernie. I have the feeling that it might just be a good thing that they aren't awake. Jack O'Neill would be so pissed, not to mention embarrassed as hell. As for Samantha Carter, although I am not as familiar with her, I have a sneaking suspicion that she would be less than pleased too.'

'Still, there could be worse places for these two to be in. Besides, I know for a fact that Jack O'Neill has had the hots for Samantha Carter for years. So maybe this could nudge that relationship in the right direction. This might give me the chance to observe human courting rituals. That would be just peachy and would be the crowning touch to my research on human customs. Providing that Jack O'Neill doesn't kill me first for putting him and Samantha Carter in bed together, both naked as jaybirds.'

Ernie shrugged and then activated the lid of the pod. It rose gracefully out of the body of the pod and then enclosed the human couple residing inside. Ernie held his breath as he watched the readings from his patients. When the heart and respiratory rates remained stable, he proceeded with his medical tests.

Starting at the feet, a narrow white band of light traveled the length of the interior of the pod, touching the two human bodies within. When it reached their heads, it disappeared. Ernie studied the results. Both of his patients were clean now, no dust remaining to remind them of their ordeal on the planet. Besides, dirt contaminating his patients could hinder their healing process. That was a big no-go in Ernie's opinion.

The male and female humans were motionless inside the pod, and looked like they were sleeping. Ernie couldn't help but wonder what had happened while the Replicators held his two human friends captive. Whatever had occurred, it couldn't have been good. Considering that Fifth was involved, illusion and lies were probably used. He looked at his two patients in speculation

'What fools these two would have to be damned good. They certainly aren't pushovers when it comes to separating reality from bullshit.'

He studied the results of the scan and sighed. His guess had been correct. The objects residing in the brains of Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter could not be safely removed. They were linked together like two Siamese twins. He'd been right about another thing too. Jack O'Neill was going to be so pissed.

***

Jack O'Neill floated in a featureless void. He didn't know how he'd gotten here but he knew that he wasn't alone. Sam was here. Although he couldn't see her he could sense her presence, like a lifeline tying him to her. It felt strangely peaceful here. Blissful even. No troubles. No worries. Part of him wanted to stay, craved it like a woman with PMS needed chocolate, the kind of 'I gotta have it and nobody better stand in my way' feeling. He knew it wouldn't last though, this peaceful feeling. It never had before and it probably wouldn't now.

Just pondering its possible absence made him anxious, afraid that he would lose his lifeline, somehow he knew that it really was that vital, that without the connection with her he would die. Seeking comfort, he strove to touch her, to reassure himself that she was really there. His hand encountered soft skin that was unmistakably hers and latched onto it, curling his long fingers around hers in a mimic of the embrace he denied himself.

A slideshow of images flickered across his brain, awakening memories of his recent past. He lived them again, as if he were stuck in some sort of demented time loop. Saw Sam's double, the Techno-bitch from hell approach him, felt her cold dead hands caress his body and tear at his clothing.

Bitter shame engulfed him as he remembered what he had done. What It had done to him. Once again, he felt soiled, dirty, and wished for a wire scrub brush to scour away the taint of her touch on his skin. His weakness had been flaunted before Sam when Fifth and his duo of Thing One and Thing Two bragged about their actions.

Contaminated and weak as he was, he knew that Sam would never want him now. She couldn't. She blamed him for their present situation and held him in contempt for his failings.

With regret, he withdrew his hand from her, accepting the truth. She was not his, had never been. She wanted Pete, not him.

Desperate now, he struggled to feel her, his lifeline. He knew he would drown if he couldn't grab hold, because wherever the hell he was had become dangerous. Lethal to his well-being.

That stubborn will to live gave him the strength to struggle against the cloying pull of self-pity and flagellation. It was the same doggedness that kept him going for nine days as he crawled on hands and knees out of the desert after that less-than successful HALO drop all those years ago. The one that should have killed him . . . but didn't. Nor would he die now, wallowing in a destructive pit of shame and depression.

Jack cast about, like a hound testing the air for a familiar scent. When he found his lifeline once again, he seized it with both fists, sure in the knowledge that to lose his grip would ensure his death . . . and Sam's. That was unacceptable. She was a national resource, too valuable to risk. Her welfare must be protected at all costs. He would not allow harm to come to her.

Inside his mind, he donned his flak vest and clothed Sam in the same armor. Back to back, they stood; ready to repel all threats to their safety. Together, they would prevail.

Utilizing their link, Jack discussed their options with her and felt a deep satisfaction when she agreed with his findings. Sam agreed with him, trusted his judgment. This knowledge warmed his cold heart, gave him additional strength for the struggle.

Sam and Jack knew they couldn't remain here forever. Wherever the hell here was. It solved nothing, left them vulnerable, and was potentially dangerous. They needed more intel, which could only be obtained if they were conscious. Alert. Alive.

'Find the light. Go toward the light, Jack. That's how this game has always been played. Surely, you've been knocked out enough times to know that by now. Help me, Sam. We've got to find the light. I can't find it alone.'

'I'm here, Jack. Grab hold of my hand. I'm here. We'll make it, just like always. Together.'

Whisper soft, Jack fingers touched velvety warm skin. Sam's hand. He felt her muscles ripple as she shivered in reaction, but didn't pull away. He took that as permission for further exploration. His touch lingered, lightly caressing her hand and fingers, as he memorized each bone, tendon, callous, and scar. Then he wrapped his hand around hers, gently, but firmly holding on.

***

Ernie bounced in reaction as he watched Jack O'Neill's hand move toward the woman lying beside him. When he grasped and wrapped his fingers around hers, Ernie was beside himself with excitement. However, when Samantha Carter allowed it and responded to his touch, his delight was doubled. This was the first time his patients had shown any sign of movement. This meant they were on the verge of regaining consciousness.

Ernie was a realist when it came to practicing medicine, be it on those of his own race, or humans. He could run tests on his patients until the cows came home. But, those results could not tell him the entire story. Only his patients could, but until they opened his eyes, he could only make highly educated guesses as to what they had been through.

The brain waves of both Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter were indicating a higher level of consciousness. The amount of rapid eye movement in his patients indicated they were both in a dream state. Based on those findings and the physical movement from both patients, he believed they would open their eyes soon. As for the exact time that would happen . . .

Ernie gathered his information and added it to his computerized report. He hated what he was entering though. At times like this, being a doctor sucked. His fingers stabbed the panel with unusual force. Ernie stood back to catch his breath and sighed.

The test results were irrefutable. And deadly. Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter were dying, and there wasn't a damn thing he could do to stop it. He so wanted them to open their eyes so he could talk to them. Maybe they could give him a clue as to what had been done to them.

According to the latest test results, the masses inside the brains of Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter were growing, gradually taking over their brains. At the rate they were growing his patients would be dead in five to seven days.

Ernie was prepared for the briefing, but not looking forward to it, because he knew his news would not be received well by the humans onboard. For that matter, Thor had sounded less than pleased by his initial report. Due to the precarious condition of his patients, he'd decided not to attend the briefing in person. Instead, he would present the information via his holographic image.

'I am so not looking forward to this briefing. Thor will be pissed. As for Teal'c, well it's fortunate that my skinny gray butt will only be there in holographic form. That huge Jaffa is intimidating at best. However, the thought of an extremely angry Teal'c, with hair no less, directing his anger at little old me, well, the idea is downright scary.'

'Then there is always Daniel Jackson. He'll throw a hissy fit and talk my ear off, rambling on, listing the reasons why his friends should be awake by now and quoting the pertinent cultural references. Doing his best to make me feel guilty for something that's out of my control. As if that isn't enough, once he's talked that subject to death, he'll start droning on ad nauseam, arguing with me about why he should be allowed to visit his friends.'

'Did I mention that I'm not looking forward to this briefing? Jeez, Ernie, you're sounding just like Jack O'Neill, which is not a bad thing. Right? See Jack O'Neill? That's another reason you've got to open your eyes!'

The communication link beeped, startling Ernie. He punched the button with a savage jab. Thor's face appeared. The Supreme Commander looked as solemn as he felt.

"We are awaiting your report, Eir."

Ernie blinked. 'Well, here goes nothing.'

"Your report?" Thor looked impatient.

The view expanded to show the entire room and its occupants. Besides Thor, Teal'c, Daniel Jackson, Colonel Dixon and Colonel Reynolds were also present. All looked nervous and edgy. Teal'c was glowering. So not a good sign.

Ernie fidgeted, tapping his fingers on the console. "Yes, my report. I am not attending in person because of the condition of my two human patients." He raised a finger for silence when he saw Daniel Jackson open his mouth. Ernie was surprised when it worked. "Their condition is currently stable."

This time Daniel Jackson couldn't resist. "You said currently stable?"

"Yes." Ernie keyed in the necessary information with practiced strokes, knowing that it would be displayed on a view screen in the briefing room. "These scans were taken of Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter shortly after they were transported to the O'Neill II."

"As you can see, they show that unknown objects were placed in their brains, attached to the medulla, control center for autonomic functions such as heart rate and respirations. Both objects appear to be emitting a low-frequency radio signal."

Everyone in the room went silent, as if they were holding their collective breaths.

Ernie continued. "I discovered by accident that when these radio signals are interrupted in any way, their heart rates and respirations decline, to the point where death is imminent. Because of this, both patients were placed in a single medical pod, created specifically for this situation."

"You discovered this by accident? Explain." Teal'c was looking increasingly upset. Ernie had the sudden image of the Jaffa tearing him limb from limb and gulped. Definitely not a pretty picture.

"Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter were placed in individual medical pods upon their arrival onboard our vessel. When I discovered that they were clothed in garments of Replicator construction, the lids were closed and the pods transported into an enclosed isolation unit for safety. Once the pods were closed, both patients experienced convulsions, decreased respirations and erratic heartbeats. Upon further examination, I was able to determine the cause for this. According to my tests, Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter are unable to be situated no farther than five feet apart without suffering the symptoms I mentioned before."

Daniel Jackson's eyebrows were wiggling. "Let me get this straight. Jack and Sam have some kind of object in their heads that won't let them get any farther than five feet away from each other?"

"Yes, that is what I said." Ernie blinked.

Daniel Jackson wasn't finished yet. "You said they're in a special pod now? Special in what way?"

"It was especially created for this situation and is large enough to hold both Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter simultaneously."

Ernie paused when he heard several snorts from his audience. He'd expected this reaction. He looked around, hunting for the culprits. Teal'c's eyebrows were getting positively chummy with his new hairline. Daniel Jackson was covering his mouth, while the other two were openly smirking.

"Are Jack and Sam aware of the new . . ." Daniel cleared his throat. "Sleeping arrangements?" He turned innocent blue eyes on Ernie.

Ernie wasn't fooled a bit. "They have not regained consciousness since their arrival onboard, but their life signs are stable for now."

"So, in other words, they don't know yet. That should be interesting." Colonel Dixon didn't bother hiding the smirk on his face. "Can I be there when they wake up?"

Thor turned a censorious eye on the humans. "I believe Eir has more to add to his report."

Teal'c smiled slightly and bobbed his head regally toward Ernie. "Continue."

Ernie borrowed a page from the book of Jack O'Neill. "Listen up campers, the rest of my news isn't pretty." Daniel Jackson's eyebrows went up, completely serious now.

"My most recent tests indicate the masses are increasing in size. In addition, more masses have been detected in various other parts of their brains since the first scans."

"What are you saying, Eir?" Thor's black eyes didn't blink.

Ernie didn't pull his punches. They deserved the bald unvarnished truth. "They're dying."

Silence.

As expected, Daniel Jackson was the first to recover. "What do you mean? They're alive now, aren't they?"

"Yes, they are alive now, Daniel Jackson. However, the masses cannot be removed by any means at my disposal. At their current rate of growth, the masses will kill both patients in five to seven days. I am sorry." Ernie bowed his head. At times like this his profession sucked.

"I understand." Teal'c nodded, eyes somberly black. "I am confident that you will do your utmost to care for our friends."

"Thank you, Teal'c. I just wish I could do more."

"Can we see them?" Daniel Jackson looked like a puppy that'd been kicked. Hard.

"Not yet, however, I will inform you when this is possible. Their conditions are critical at present."

Daniel puffed out a sigh, and then nodded, saying nothing.

A beeping noise caught Ernie's attention. He raised one finger. "One moment please."

He studied the new readings. Heart rate and respirations were increasing in both patients. A groan from inside the pod grabbed his attention. A groan he recognized.

"They're waking up. I'll get back to you later." Ernie stabbed the button terminating his holographic image, then hurried over to the medical pod. Sure enough, Jack O'Neill's eyelids were fluttering.

"Crap." It was no more than a hoarse whisper, but the sound of Jack O'Neill's voice was sweet music to Ernie's ears. He noted that Jack O'Neill's hand still curled around Samantha Carter's. Cool.

Ernie opened the lid of the pod to better view its occupants. "Jack O'Neill?"

"Ernie . . .?" Brown eyes fluttered open and then shut again. Another moan came from the man lying in the pod.

"Yeah sure yabetcha," Ernie chirped.

Brown eyes squinted open, then fixed on Ernie's face. "Wha. . . ? Why am I naked . . . AND holding Carter's hand?"


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Title: "What Fools These . . ." Part 3 of the "What Fools These Mortals Be Sequence"
Author: dinkydow
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Sequel to "What Fools!" Romance, action/adventure, angst, hurt/comfort
Rating: R
Season: Season 8
Spoilers: "Heroes"
Warnings: Violence and suggestive language.
Summary: Fifth still wants revenge.
Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own any of them. Couldn't afford to if I did and don't have a mountain to hide them in. Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Productions do. I wrote this for entertainment and won't be making any money for it, so please don't sue. But, if you guys want any help with scripts, or Jack, just give me a holler.
Dedication: To our fighting men and women and the loved ones who have to watch them march in harms way.
Author's Notes: Here's another Dinkyfic. It would also help if you read my previous "Ricochet" Series. Many thanks to Jolene, Linda, and Alice for keeping me focused and being my betas for this one. Words in italics are the person's thoughts. You may have noticed that I went so far as to label this as a "romance". Please, don't tell my Mom, as she would probably die laughing.