Show Me the Way to Go Home...
by dinkydow
"Cabin pressures holding. We didn't spring a leak - though I may have just taken one!"
Jeez, when that runaway rocket cart wheeled toward us, my skivvies were sucked up my butt. When it hit - well let's just say all that built-up hydraulic pressure was vented.
Crap - pun intended.
The Oort Cloud? Our joyride around the planet turned into the mother of all snafu's courtesy of that scum-sucking Apophis.
Headache's bad. All I want is to get the heck out of this flying coffin and stretch my legs. No, make that a clean pair of shorts, aspirin - and a way home.
The End
Original Header Information:
Title: "Show Me The Way To Go Home. . ."
Author: Dinkydow
Email: Drabble, exactly 100 words
Pairings: none
Content Level: anyone can read.
Season: Season 4
Spoilers: "Tangent"
Warnings: Jack's potty mouth.
Summary: Jack is lost in space.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, somebody else does. They have money, I don't, so don't sue.
Author's Notes: Here's another Dinkyfic drabble for the word: skivvies. My hubby spent a lot of time around flyboys and has taught me some of their jargon. So when Jack said that line in "Tangent", it stuck in my mind. Jolene is at work so this is totally unbeta'ed - all mistakes can be blamed on me.
