The Hassock of Elmer
by dinkydow
"For crying out loud, Teal'c." Jack stood, mouth agape. "What's going on here?"
Teal'c's head inclined. "Did you not command me to learn all about the Tau'ri?"
O'Neill shook his head and scowled. "Sure, but - this?"
"You do not enjoy being the Hasshak of Elnath?"
"Hassock of Elmer?"
One black eyebrow climbed his ebony forehead. "We too celebrate the culmination of the season of frozen death and the advent of new birth, O'Neill. It is traditional for young Jaffa to be the duped with false information."
"Oh, I get it. April Fool?"
"Indeed."
"So - no pie?"
"No pie, O'Neill."
"Crap."
The End
Original Header Information:
Title: The Hassock of Elmer
Author: Dinkydow
Spoilers: None
Rating: C
Disclaimer: Nope, don't have the rights, someone else does. Don't sue.
Comments: Cokie insisted I write one despite the encroachment of senility. Thanks to Jolene for the beta.
